New tees, ready to improve your lives

Four of these majestic tees are winners of the recent IFC loves Threadless competitions. ALL of them are guaranteed to improve your lives. You will become more attractive, gain many new friends, get a better job, and reach a new level of spiritual enlightenment.

Ok, we've exagerated a bit - here's the winners:

1st place IFC winner
|Don't Shoot The Messenger!, by Blair Sayer|



2nd place IFC winner
|Are You In . . . or Out?, by Jason Yang|



3rd place IFC winner
|Gunjector, by Joshua Carpenter|



"People's Choice" IFC winner
|Cement Shoes, by Manos Lakoutsis|

Four magical new tees this week

Here's this week magical four! We hope you enjoy these splendidly imaginative and visually stunning tees! Also as promissed they all come in the new girly XL.

|On The Plains, by Ross Zietz|

|On Sweet Creep, by Phil van Bruchem|

|The Skies Are Full Of Strange Things, by Matt Lyon|

|Poo-tee-weet?, by Kenneth Lavallee|

New from tshirtshell

Free Bamboosa Shirts

Free Bamboosa Shirts from joshspear

" Fellow readers, I've got some great things in store for you this summer. To start, everyday for the next 30 days I'll be giving away shirts (both men and women's, any color, any size) from Bamboosa. Bamboosa has the softest shirts I've ever worn, and they were gracious enough to wrap the backs of 30 joshspear.com readers who sign up for the mailing list. That's the way I pick names, and I'll be picking 'em for the next month--so get on there! You can't beat free bamboo t-shirts... or can you? Guess we'll have to wait until next week, for more surprises. "

The London Police

|The London Police|

Blank walls in cities across Europe and beyond are under constant surveillance. From their headquarters in hazy Amsterdam ‘The London Police’ have been an influential force in the now internationally recognised street art movement. Operating for the last four years as a three-man team, they work under a simple mission statement. To get up whenever and wherever possible.

At Elsewares

|Mess With Texas Mens Tee|

Well, amen! 100% cotton. Ships in 1-2 weeks. Printed on American Apparel.

Made in USA.









|Hi-Fi T-shirt|

Bring the old school back! Ships in 1-2 weeks. Printed on American Apparel.

The Saddest Ghost Lamp

by Marcel Dzama

So sad yet so beautiful! This 8" sad ghost lamp is made out of soft rubber, and comes with two small 20 watt light bulbs. It is a tender sweet lamp that will bring warmth into your heart.

|The Saddest Ghost Lamp|

Mushroom Farm tote bag

Good for collecting mushrooms and truffles in. Made out of a heavy duty canvas cloth, natural colour. size: approx 40 cm wide, 50 cm high, plus handle height.

|PRICE: $20 USD|
(includes shipping to anywhere in the world)

40% off Harry Potter 6 pre-order, plus 25% off any other item.

Pre-order Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince at 40% off and receive a coupon good for 25% off the price of any other item when you come in July 16-17 to pick up your reserved copy of the book.

Author: J.K. Rowling;|Buy New: $17.99|

Series 1 of Trexi

Play Imaginative, an innovative Singapore based toy manufacturing and publishing company, invited me to be involved in Series 1 of Trexi. The Trexi shape is designed by Darren Gan. This figure is about a Lost Boy Scout wandering through Jeremyville. The top of the head rotates.

| PRICE: $18 USD|
(includes shipping to anywhere in world)

Magazines

|Theme #2| - The premiere issue wasn't a fluke... Theme is awesome. - $6.00

|Re:Up Manual 007| - The Alter Ego Issue, flip it for 2 covers! Always amazing.- $6.00

Nike Women

A unique Nike lace up shoe for women featuring a low top design with a full grain perforated leather upper and a rubber outsole with a padded flap for cushioning and support.

|Yellow Ovolo Lace PRB sneaker|

Take Action

Wear the white band and show your support for the ONE Campaign and the fight against global AIDS and poverty. Worn by teachers, doctors, and homemakers. You've seen them in the pages of People and US Weekly on your favorite stars, get your band now! The white bands are part of a global effort to make poverty history.

Geek Tees

|RIAA's #1 Most Wanted T-Shirt |
|There's no place like 127.0.0.1|

|I see dumb people|
|I steal music off the Internet|

Trendy hip hop urban clothing and urban wear

Two of a kind

Animals everywhere are falling in love with one another. Join the circle of life and fall in love with this cute little set.

All Tees Green

|Stabby McKnife, by Springfish|
|Dark side of the Garden, by Glenn Jones|

And the Wired winners are...

|In The Shadows Of| - Travis Pitts
|Distant Future| - Pascal Hoayek
|My Pet Human| - Gary Gao

Greece

Here's the funny thing. Even though we put this description on here explaining that we know that's not the flag for Greece and that's the joke, we'll still get about two or three emails a week telling us that we're idiots for mixing up countries.

Girbauds' Last Supper

Awesome Days Anyways

by Emily Ryan Lerner

The illustration you see on your left measures 5" x 5" and is printed dark brown on a "natural" (slightly tan) shirt at about chest level on the nicest shirts we've been able to find.

Les Champions Vegetarians

$14 sale for a limited time!

You don't have to be a french vegetarian to wear this shirt. express your love for veggies in the language of love! this tee is printed on hanes 50/50 cotton-poly shirts and is available in the following colors and sizes (while supplies last!):

460 Piece Red Heart Deluxe Bling & Free Heart

Comes in a glitter box with a magnetic closing, good for carrying cell phones once you use your bling. Inside each box is a pacth of crystal ice bling, a window pane frame of bling 2 strips of bling and dots of singular bling fill in crystals, 460 in all.

solid glass rings

" These gorgeous solid glass rings come from Murano, a group of Italian islands world-famous for their beautiful glass art. Glassmaking began there in the 8th century; by the 13th century, Murano artisans were virtually isolated on the islands to safeguard their special technique from others! The dome design of these rings is reminiscent of those classic Lalique cabochon rings — but you don't have to spend $200 to own one of these! "

Vote For Pedro!!

Paris Hilton wore one. If your wondering whats the story behind Vote for Pedro T-shirt, it was actually from an indie movie Napoleon Dynamite.

"Pedro, and alienated teenager decides to help his new friend (Napoleon) win the class presidency in their small Midwestern town high school, while he must deal with his bizarre family life back home."
- imdb.

A mob of hysterical vigilantes

funky, cool t shirts only $10

Threadless is having a sale till the 6th of June. They got some if not the coolest tees ever. You can also submit your own design. They do ship wordwide. International shipping is $8 and $3 for the next item. It usually arrives in a week or less.

My personal faves..


1. Flowers in the attic, by jbyron.

2 The Internet, by Oliver J Moss

3 My Dearest Friend, by booreiland.nl

4 Snack, by Clark Wimberly

5 Nothing, by Carl Nyman/Sixten

6 Maxim Vixen, by Frank Barbara

7 JC was a Streaker, by eskimokiss

8 E-Love, by Hydro74

9 Teddybear loves Teddyboy, by Mr Gaukcowski

10 Dad, by Rodrigo, by David

Twenty love poems and a song of despair

One of the best love poem . A simple inexpensive gift idea.

An excerpt

poetry of Pablo Neruda

"I no longer love her, that’s certain, but how I loved her.
My voice tried to find the wind to touch her hearing.

Another’s.
She will be another’s. As she was before my kisses.
Her voice, her bright body. Her infinite eyes.

I no longer love her, that’s certain, but maybe I love her.
Love is so short, forgetting is so long.